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SFX:	WAVES LAPPING ON BEACH
MAN:	Gee, what a beautiful sunset!  If only I had an inspiring
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WOMAN	Gosh, I really want to impress this guy, but my creative
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SFX:	BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...WHIRRRR...PING
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SFX:	BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...WHIRRRR...PING
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SFX:	TRAFFIC 
ANNCR:	Later that evening...
MAN:	Write one about the cab driver!
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